Recap and next selection

Last evening's book club meeting went splendidly; kayaking proved to be quite a fun after-work activity, and during our discussion, nearly everyone ejaculated about how much they thoroughly enjoyed reading Jane Eyre. I don't know what the deuce was up with those Living Social jerks, but luckily we were able to relax and have a pleasant chat about the book despite the deck at Jack's being SUPER crowded.

A few options were thrown out there for our next month's selection, and as Kyle suggested, it might be nice to meet in the middle of August, especially if we choose a shorter book. Here are some potential pics for the month of August:

• Uncle Tom's Cabin
• Inherit the Wind
• Emma
• Pudd'nhead Wilson
  

Vote for your pick in the comments section. Thanks guys!

Classics Books People Hate

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One-year anniversary kayaking extravaganza!

On Thursday, July 28th (rain date August 2nd) we will celebrate the first birthday of our book club by kayaking, drinking, and cooking out at Jack's Boathouse in Georgetown. We'll also be discussing Ms. Jane Eyre after we dock. We should aim to get there around 5:30pm, so we can get in a solid hour of paddling, and then still have enough time to relax on the deck before they close at 8pm. To get even more excited for our kayaking extravaganza, check out these pics Daniel took last year at Jack's.

I'll have my station wagon and I'll pack a cooler with beer and some food to bring that afternoon, leaving from 15th and K around 5pm. Let me know if you need a ride and we'll figure out how to make sure everyone gets there easily.

Eliza suggested reading "Inherit the Wind" for next month. Thoughts? Other suggestions? Hit up the comments section. Looking forward to seeing everyone on the 28th!

words I will now use in everyday life after reading Bronte

Reading Jane Eyre has bettered me in ways I never imagined. I'm now so well equipped to be that vocabulary snob at a party that I shall begin immediately, especially when the situation doesn't warrant it. I feel this really heightens the effect. Below is a preview of how I plan to use my now well-stocked arsenal.

1. Ejaculate: when expressing a sudden and urgent message, such as a greeting or goodbye. “I waved and ejaculated ‘hello’ when you walked by, but you didn’t wave back!”

2. Sallow: when describing my appearance after a Friday night of binge drinking

3. Lassitude: my cat has this in spades

4. Lugubrious: come on, tell me you don’t LOVE saying this!

5. I plan to randomly inject French phrases to everyday speech. La belle passion, or mon ange.

In reality, I will retain none of these words and will look back on this blog with a general sense of regret—ahem—rather, demur. Kudos, Wendy, for the suggestion. I only wish you would have suggested it sooner. :)